Leanne

Friday, February 24, 2006

Here's My Beef




People...there is something that we all know is just plain wrong and nobody wants to talk about it. So I will take the liberty in doing so. I am talking about the Burger King mascot....the freaky looking, peeping tom, stalker-like, nymphomaniac King! Is it just me or is it kinda creepy that he ends up in bed with some guy in the morning offering him some incentive in the way of a hamburger! Or how he magically grows to over a hundred feet tall and starts peeping into some couger's bedroom window just to offer her a hamburger!! Or even how he ends up kidnapping and killing some poor shlup's girlfriend while riding a romantic bicycle-built-for-two just to have the opportunity to ride behind him and, yet again, offer him a hamburger!!! Or better still, how he ends up in a laundromat waving some guy's scivies around his finger while he enjoys watching him eat his hamburger!!!! Now come on people, would you honestly remain calm if you were in a situation like that, and take the time to put away one of those disgusting hamburgers while having some creepy looking guy stand there with his creepy smile on his face??!! I think NOT!!! You never know where his hands have been....EEEEEWWWW, that's why he has that smile on his face!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Why Canada Lost


The top 10 reasons why the Canadian men's hockey team lost at the Olympics:

10. They drank too much vino (that's italian for wine!)

9. They were too hung over from the vino!

8. Not enough practice...they got lost on the way...or stopped into the local tavern.

7. They didn't take their performance enhancing drugs.

6. The Canadian women's team didn't give them enough pointers.


5. They weren't paid enough.

4. Their jock straps were too tight.

3. Jet-lag

2. The other teams were better.

1. Wayne told them to because he betted on the Russians!

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

My Precious Angel


Here is our sweet baby girl. Alexis Marie, born April 15 of last year. She is just over 10 months old now and she is the apple of our eye. Both Jon and I never thought that we could love someone so much but she is just the most wonderful baby in the world! She is the perfect combination of the two of us and we couldn't be more proud to be her parents. It is so exciting to watch her grow and experience new things. She loves to crawl around and explore everything and loves to get into lots of mischief! She just started to point at everything and talks to herself at the same time, then laughs! She gives the best hugs and kisses, and loves to snuggle while watching her shows...Sesame Street, Blue's Clues, It's a Big Big World, The Price is Right, Family Feud, and Wheel of Fortune...yep she loves game shows just like her Baba! This is the first of many more posting and pics of her!

My First Blog

This is my very first posting on my blog. I have to admit that I am, what my husband refers to me as, a 'user'. In other words, I have no idea what the heck I'm doing when it comes to computers (sometimes he's right, but I would NEVER tell him that!)!!! He likes to make fun of me, so I just tell him to attempt to do some of the things that I do on a daily basis such as the cleaning, the cooking, and taking care of our little 10 month old girl, and he immediately takes it back...hahahaha!!!! Anyway, this is the first of many more entries to come; let me know what you think!!!