Here's My Beef

People...there is something that we all know is just plain wrong and nobody wants to talk about it. So I will take the liberty in doing so. I am talking about the Burger King mascot....the freaky looking, peeping tom, stalker-like, nymphomaniac King! Is it just me or is it kinda creepy that he ends up in bed with some guy in the morning offering him some incentive in the way of a hamburger! Or how he magically grows to over a hundred feet tall and starts peeping into some couger's bedroom window just to offer her a hamburger!! Or even how he ends up kidnapping and killing some poor shlup's girlfriend while riding a romantic bicycle-built-for-two just to have the opportunity to ride behind him and, yet again, offer him a hamburger!!! Or better still, how he ends up in a laundromat waving some guy's scivies around his finger while he enjoys watching him eat his hamburger!!!! Now come on people, would you honestly remain calm if you were in a situation like that, and take the time to put away one of those disgusting hamburgers while having some creepy looking guy stand there with his creepy smile on his face??!! I think NOT!!! You never know where his hands have been....EEEEEWWWW, that's why he has that smile on his face!!!!!!!!!