Why Canada Lost

The top 10 reasons why the Canadian men's hockey team lost at the Olympics:

10. They drank too much vino (that's italian for wine!)

9. They were too hung over from the vino!

8. Not enough practice...they got lost on the way...or stopped into the local tavern.

7. They didn't take their performance enhancing drugs.

6. The Canadian women's team didn't give them enough pointers.

5. They weren't paid enough.

4. Their jock straps were too tight.

3. Jet-lag

2. The other teams were better.

1. Wayne told them to because he betted on the Russians!